That is hilarious.
...and, taken out of context, kind of dirty.
Oh you dirty girl.So is this a prop for parties, now? Are you making a costume to go with it?
erm, a costume that would embody the phrase "i'm a card-carrying chunk spelunker?" i'm afraid to even imagine what that would look like!hmmm. perhaps i'll assemble it for your book release party. do i get to win a prize?