Sunday, May 21, 2006

My Personality Dictates I Do This

I can't help it. According to my astrological chart, sun AND mercury are in gemini, and leo is my rising sign. So not only do I want everybody to pay attention to me, but I want to talk about me and have you be enraptured with my discourse. It's so not my fault.


** All About Gemini

Gemini is the most lighthearted sign in the zodiac, hands down. The Twins' circle of acquaintances is as varied as their interests, so they see an awful lot of invitations. Of all the reasons we love to have our Gemini pals around, their wit comes first. These folks find humor in absolutely everything, and their ability to say what's on their minds in an extremely entertaining fashion is world-famous and well deserved. These word-wizards and storytellers are able to uncannily impersonate anyone and anything at the drop of a hat. That includes accents, gestures and subtle idiosyncrasies that no one else would ever notice -- but then, if Gemini were a business, its motto would be 'Details-R-Us.' Actually, I can only do one accent, and it has been dubbed "Pedro Von Moscow."

True to the nature of its ruling planet, Mercury, Gemini is also quite communicative. So during those rare times when these talkative Twins are actually alone and not chatting on the phone, IMing with a friend or answering their voluminous email, they're probably on the phone or the Internet, or poking away at their Blackberries with a vengeance. If not, Geminis will manage to keep those restless minds active by doodling or solving puzzles and word games. I do love a good logic puzzle.

As for the dualities this sign is famous for? They're all true. In reality, there are a lot more than just two sides to the average Gemini, and each facet of this versatile sign has a fascinating story to tell. All that being said, it's easy to see that the one thing they just can't stand is being bored, tied down or isolated. AMEN, MY FRIENDS! 'Variety is the spice of life' is this sign's very own motto, and Gemini lives every second with that motto in mind.

So if you're a Gemini yourself, you know this all boils down to the fact that you can't stand being in a rut -- especially when it comes to relationships. Your sign has been called fickle more than once, but that's not fair. Totally. The Twins are perfectly capable of being faithful, as long as the person they're with is witty and interesting enough to keep them interested. No, it's not an easy task, but it's well worth it. Life with a Gemini is full of constant activity, endless movement and even more fun. And you can bet they won't scatter their affections if they can find someone who'll be willing to at least try to keep up. Gemini, whether you're a friend or a lover, you're one of the main reasons life on this planet can be fun for the rest of us -- so accept our thanks for just being you.
You are welcome.


  1. I love Geminis. They're awesome. Gemini is the best sign in the whole freakin zodiac, because you are Never Ever Bored when a Gemini is your friend.

    Aquarians, in addition, rock the socks off of the world. Just so you know.

  2. Why, thanks Voix! We are entertaining.

    And, I do love me them Aquarians. My sister is an Aquarian as well as one of my closest friends and they are so easy to be with. An excellent zodiac sign.

  3. Gemini and Aquarius have great synergy, you're right. We get each other in ways that those overly grounded and overly sentimental types just DON'T.

    Yay air signs!

  4. yes, my favorite signs are all air and fire signs, of course. except geminis. i tend to not get along with other geminis. they are all so high strung. i fancy myself too lazy to be so high strung.
    i get on with the earth signs too, but its a little harder. and them watery ones? with the exception of dear watery joelf, i. just. don't. get. them.

    no offense to you watery readers out there. i'm like a big rough boulder who just rolls right over your watery feelings--not on purpose, its just how i come off to you waterers.

  5. It sounds like you are talking about me, rolling over feelings but not at all intending to do so... oh wait, I'm a gemini too! No wonder I love your site. And cake.