I can't stand Tom Cruise. He bunches up my underwears.
Okay. Okay. I cried when I saw The Last Samurai. I cried a lot. But that was because of Ken Watanabe. Mr. Watanabe was good enough, and sexy enough, to render TC superflous.
So I am feeling much joy and satisfaction that the Go Fug Yourself girls have been fugging TCruise lately during his new stupid movie press apprearances.
Warning: this stuff is bitchy. But oh so funny!
Mission Unfuggable April 25, 2006
Fugging Impossible April 26, 2006
Mission Impossible: Fug May 1 2006
Fugging Unfuggagble: Fug May 3 2006
I know. It isn't cake. But just as satisfying.