You gotta read this: The Orchard: When Bad Trends Go Good.
It's from the blog called The Bruni Digest, which comments/rehashes the restaurant reviews that Frank Bruni (head restaurant critic with the NY times) writes every Weds. Appraently, he's quite a freak of a reviewer, and she just goes to town making fun of his prose. Funny stuff.
Sigh. When do I get to eat sweet stuff again.