3/11: Therese. Maybe the actors could have really acted, but the writing! Profoundly horrible! We didn't even finish the movie.
3/17: Red Dirt. Oh my god. NOTHING was good about this movie. NOTHING.
3/20: The Prince and Me 2. The only thing that was good about the first movie was Luke Mably. Sexy sexy little Luke Mably. He can't even save this stinking pile of elephant shit that masquerades as a movie.
The next movie I watch had better be rip-roaring excellent. Maybe I should watch Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle again; that is a classic, timeless, piece of american cinema compared to the crap I've seen lately.