"you know its time to kill yourself when sexual play has deteriorated into hiding bacon in your pussy and asking your boyfriend to try and find it."
Also, we discovered the MEAT TUBE controversy:
click on pic to enlarge, so you can read all about the meat tube
and here's a closeup of the anatomy of a meat tube:
click pic to enlarge so you can learn to identify a meat tube
As a Concerned Citizen, I am writing to my congresspeoples straight away.