I finally went to Voodoo Doughnut and experienced the magic...which according to them is in the hole. I ate the Triple Chocolate Penetration: chocolate cake doughnut with chocolate frosting and cocoa puffs. Good times, good times.
Any doughnut shop that is open from 10 pm to 10 am, teaches swahili, and lets bands like Harry and the Potters play there is my kind of doughnut shop.
They didn't have one for sale, but they sell a doughnut shaped like a penis with testicles and filled with pastry cream. They call it, appropriately enough, the Cock and Balls.
We decided that they should make a vagina shaped doughnut, fill it with pastry cream and call it the Sloppy Seconds.