Monday, January 02, 2006

This Is SO Wrong

I finally went to Voodoo Doughnut and experienced the magic...which according to them is in the hole. I ate the Triple Chocolate Penetration: chocolate cake doughnut with chocolate frosting and cocoa puffs. Good times, good times.

Any doughnut shop that is open from 10 pm to 10 am, teaches swahili, and lets bands like Harry and the Potters play there is my kind of doughnut shop.

They didn't have one for sale, but they sell a doughnut shaped like a penis with testicles and filled with pastry cream. They call it, appropriately enough, the Cock and Balls.

We decided that they should make a vagina shaped doughnut, fill it with pastry cream and call it the Sloppy Seconds.

8 comments:

  1. Dude, that is just r-o-n-g wrong/

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  2. r-o-n-g indeedy!
    did you happen to see a tex-ass challenge while there? it's this GIANT donut and you're meant to down it in something like 30 seconds. when i took mark there this kid tried it and we just sat there wide-eyed that this was for real (and that you don't have to sign a waiver!)...i thought for sure he'd wretch, which he did not, nor did he make it under 30.

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  3. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm, that sure does sound like fun.....

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  4. Oooohhh, I've been wanting to got there. Trouble is, don't know if I can handle that much sugar so late at night. I wanna try the Elvis one with peanut butter, chocolate and bananas. Contrary to the other two coments, I think your idea is great, and you should definitely pass it along to the VooDoo chefs.

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  5. oops, I meant "go there", not "got". Was just so excited about the donuts...

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  6. GL, doughnuts can get me all excited too. Maybe after our marathon evil bake off we should stumble down to the Voodoo in our sugar induced stupor to try the Tex-Ass challenge, eat a cock and balls, eat elvis, AND sell them the idea for the Sloppy Seconds. I smell success!!!

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  7. I finally went there last night.
    Had a Lemon Crueller that was beyond compare. Heavenly.
    And the Memphis Mafia, which is a banana fritter covered in peanut butter and chocolate. Oh. My. God.

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  8. man, you are making me wish it was 10 pm so's i could get me some fried bread lovin.

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